![]() ![]() He voted for Hillary twice and hasn’t stopped meowing since November. Besides the fact that he’s clinically a dumb-shit, it’s hard to understand what he’s saying because his tongue is swollen from constantly licking his fur coat, which was the first step and he had to get a loan for that. ![]() I gave him your URL, but I doubt if you will hear from him directly owing to the fact that he wears cat-paw gloves these days and has no use of his thumbs. However, in the butt hurt department, my neighbor is upset because he wants a cross-species a-sexual transformation operation paid for by the government in perpetuity owing to the complexities of DNA associated with being turned into a female Siamese Cat capable of having sex with itself. I actually cannot think of a single thing I want the government to do for me, beyond giving me the benefits that I’ve actually earned over many years.
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